One Doomsday sandwich to go, hold the Mayanaise.

I'd be lying if I said that part of me didn't believe the Mayan prophecy.
Well at least the version where we all DIE.


Officially, there is still another 2 hours till the exact time it will come to pass but already the "Mayans are shit" and "If they could predict the future why didn't they see the Spanish coming...", "blah blah blah..." posts are rife on facebook and most other social sites.

I said "part" of me. Not wholeheartedly.

I've heard the usual 'friend of a friend' bullshit hearsay stories of how some people took out mortgages on their homes and sold assets to go for a 2 month holiday with loved ones spending it all in anticipation of doomsday.

 I would never even think of doing crazy shit like that.

If nothing happens in the next 1 hour 52 minutes, they're gonna be facing 'doomsday' EVERYDAY for the rest of their shitty lives paying off a 2 month splurge. Dumb fucks.

With satellite and cable TV broadcasting non stop for the past week about 'the end' specials and documentaries, inevitably my kids were asking about it. My eldest boy even said that its not fair that the world is going to end seeing as his life is just starting.


Well he actually said, "Daddy, you're old so it's ok for you to die, but I'm young and it's not fair!!!"

Yeah, thanks son. I'm just sitting my OLD ass here waiting to die.


With all the hype building for the past few weeks it's all kinda fizzled out like a cum-shot after the 3rd round.

 *sput*

I was at least expecting some mini tsunamis, force 5 gale winds or some shit damnit! 

But hey, we're all still here (so far, 1 hour 30 minutes to go!) and looks like the bill paying, kids feeding and posting shit on FB goes on.

THE END ?